Slothspeeds Guestbook
The guestbook is finally working, so please leave your funny remarks, your abusive remarks, and your remark mizzis.
Here is what people have been saying.
There was never any intention from the Slothspeed boys to offend anyone or anything. If anyone does get offended just blame it on Shane Webber, he is one nasty bitch. We have no control over what people write, so we are sorry if any of these messages offend you.
Type this link to get all of the new ones!!!!!!!
http://slothspeed.faithweb.com/fsguestbook.html
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Name: Nicole
Email: cole_sparkles@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: bris (stmc)
Comments: hey guys u rok! luv ya'z all! met u guys at rock eissteddfod n think u guys r awesome luv nicole p.s i dont hate alan!! lol
August 28, 2002 09:39:18 (GMT Time)
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Name: Mathew Malkum
Email: u no it
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Malkum city
Comments: hi slothspeed jus saying a friendly g'day and goodbye i love slothspeed and i dont mind u shane
August 28, 2002 08:02:47 (GMT Time)
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Name: Mathew Malkum
Email: u no it
HomePage: http://
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you from:
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August 28, 2002 08:01:00 (GMT Time)
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Name: IWPLAHS
Email: sclock@frock.sclergin
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: "there"
Comments: i watch porn!!
August 27, 2002 11:32:18 (GMT Time)
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Name: "him"
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August 27, 2002 11:27:08 (GMT Time)
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August 27, 2002 11:23:29 (GMT Time)
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Name: sally hine
Email: hot_chocolate454@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: dalby
Comments: hey, yous are mad, hot, funny and your site kicks ass. luv sally
August 26, 2002 07:48:27 (GMT Time)
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Name: Sally Hine
Email: hot_chocolate454@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Dalby
Comments: Hey guys, i just like to say Hi and that you's are really mad...love ya's sally
August 26, 2002 07:07:33 (GMT Time)
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Name: Karli, James, Somers, Joey, Manda & Harmony
Email: Yes please - ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!
HomePage: http://www.welovesomers.com
Where are
you from: Bundy High!!!
Comments: Saus Suck! Somers loves Emma. James loves pirates. Joey loves his dad, Skippy. Harmony loves the Last Oriental Pirates-not really (but James is sitting next to her so she kinda has to.) I PATCH! Manda loves no one. Karli's cold but fireworks. HA HA! Somers is the best bass player in the world - just not in Bundy! But just cos he didn't play Aeroplane! Sorry Simon! My tail is really short, so short that it doesn't feel like it's there! Did you know: THe biggest string puppet is a jointed moveable pinocchio (right) measuring 10 metres and was made by Felix Garfunkel in 2050! (It came back from the future!!!Cos he's so big!) In closing, Joey wishes his last name was Garfunkel, James I PATCH, Manda MOo, Harmony Mo' money, Somers is the best bass player in the world and Karli Lancaster who holds the record for the most people cramed on a bus!
August 26, 2002 04:41:38 (GMT Time)
Name: Emma Hayes
Email: curly_wurly_girly_@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Dalby
Comments: Hey Guys, Yous are fukin mad! And your web site is cool ! And i just wanna say i love yous all especially DANIEL!!! Hey i'm the chick that was a rock eisteddford from dalby and i had short black Hair ! Keep up your rockin band guys Good Luck Emma!
August 25, 2002 10:40:19 (GMT Time)
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Name: gretzki and the very sexy courtz!
Email:
HomePage: http://www.not.yet.up.com
Where are
you from: bangladesh
Comments: eeeeeeeeehhhhhkkkkkkkk!!!stump! kofee coffee!!rooys, rock, reggae! goodnite courtney!
August 24, 2002 13:33:00 (GMT Time)
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Name: ALex
Email: Cheakky_30@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: DAlby
Comments: Hi from the dalby girls
August 24, 2002 10:20:28 (GMT Time)
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Name: ALex
Email: Cheakky_30@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: DAlby
Comments: Hi from the dalby girls
August 24, 2002 10:15:30 (GMT Time)
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Name: jimidy cricket
Email: moist vagina
HomePage:
Where are
you from: bundaberg
Comments: fuck u ass licker boys
August 22, 2002 12:17:50 (GMT Time)
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Name: Some Guy
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Somewhere
Comments: Who the fuck is Shane Webber?
August 22, 2002 05:40:46 (GMT Time)
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Name: Food
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Malta
Comments: Yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyuum
August 22, 2002 05:39:11 (GMT Time)
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Name: mitch zande
Email:
HomePage: havabat@oldnakedmen.com
Where are
you from:
Comments: just wanna say that u guys rock my pants. that's rite, now that's good. also shane webber is a freeloading bastard and i hope he marries a poverty striken immigrant. hurry up shane so we can get our band 2gether.
August 21, 2002 23:18:43 (GMT Time)
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Name: gufnik shaizenhouzen
Email: Big_Bev@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: mum never told me, but i know the truth
Comments: well funny you should ask that. u de best after cricket and fishing ps bio sux!
August 21, 2002 23:13:08 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: letsallhavesex@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: womb
Comments: i still like spaghetti from last summer
August 21, 2002 13:04:12 (GMT Time)
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you from:
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August 21, 2002 10:21:29 (GMT Time)
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Name:
Email: elly_oop5@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: bundaberg
Comments: well your page is awsome....yous crack the funnies really good! wel alan if you really do have sexy legs...why havent i seen them?? your band rocks....except for maybe allen.....even if he is sexy! well alan if everyone hates you then i do to. the band is amazing and i hope yous all get realy fat soon
August 21, 2002 05:32:05 (GMT Time)
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Name: Christina
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Reyjavcik
Comments: Noel drinks his own pee
August 19, 2002 12:12:41 (GMT Time)
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Name: me
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: anus
Comments: yes
August 19, 2002 06:45:15 (GMT Time)
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August 18, 2002 09:48:56 (GMT Time)
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Name: brother angry dave
Email: angry@judges.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: no bloody where
Comments: SAUS suck so much they arent even a proper band, just two retards that felt like playin two instruments, they only sounded good coz the sound in there is so crap that more than two instruments sounds all muffled. SAUS can stick their second place up their asses, their two assesssss
August 17, 2002 07:39:41 (GMT Time)
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Name: The Real Shane WeBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email:
HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: Fuck Sause. Slothspeed should have won second place. Sause wasen't even a proper band. We should have rioted. I wanted to, but no one else did. Got to go now, going to get a haircut and a tan, and a good job so I can stick it up that other Shane Webbers's ass.
August 16, 2002 22:55:59 (GMT Time)
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Name: Mizzi Mizzi is busy busy
Email:
HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: well i actually think murrays collar stroking is quite a turn on the way he strokes his collar turns any gurl on. mizzi send his apologies for being busy riding on his tonka trucks again.. couldnt fit u boys into his busy love making schedule i also think shane webber is the biggest retard who needs to get a fickin haircut and a tan and sommey is a sex god who needs to be more recognised for his amazing sexiness
August 16, 2002 01:28:35 (GMT Time)
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Name: shane webbbbbbbbber
Email: iloveshanewebber@im_a_fag.com
HomePage: http://hmm.want_my_frozen_peas
Where are
you from: who knows
Comments: i wish one thing i want a job and i fuken cant get one, not even at gay big w with fuken gay like fezzy, they are all scared that i will root them up the arse, and that i wil steal food from them
August 15, 2002 04:49:38 (GMT Time)
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Name: shane webbbbbbbbber
Email: iloveshanewebber@im_a_fag.com
HomePage: http://hmm.want_my_frozen_peas
Where are
you from: who knows
Comments: oh yeah it is good, im soo sick of mizzi wining al those free baars, that shits me bigtime!! add in something about that, no seriously this site is a good geza, keep up the great work fellas, nikki, good luck at the balistic bands!! youll go great
August 15, 2002 04:48:32 (GMT Time)
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Name: nikki watson
Email: pinkpanther_no1@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://hmm dont know
Where are
you from: bundy
Comments: oh yeah it is good, im soo sick of mizzi wining al those free baars, that shits me bigtime!! add in something about that, no seriously this site is a good geza, keep up the great work fellas, nikki, good luck at the balistic bands!! youll go great
August 15, 2002 04:45:39 (GMT Time)
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HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: good luck @ the battle of the bands thingy on Friday night. Somers, you rock ( it's too bad you didn't break that other shalom bassist's hand today, head up, we still think you're #1!! Nice goal keeping too!) Sso ..yeah good luck guys...
August 14, 2002 12:30:48 (GMT Time)
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Name: mizzi mizzi
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: i am a penis head
August 14, 2002 10:37:19 (GMT Time)
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Name: Michael Moffett
Email: michael@hitzfm.net
HomePage: http://www.hitzfm.net
Where are
you from: Bundy
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August 12, 2002 11:29:41 (GMT Time)
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you from:
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August 12, 2002 07:42:31 (GMT Time)
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Name: Dick head
Email: rock_at_the_toilet@toiletsrus.com
HomePage: www.russ.com
Where are
you from: Uluru
Comments: I used to be in the gang then they ditched me...now i am never aloud to go anywhere near them again...i blame alan for this...ever since he went to my toilet he has not talked to me...what a looser just cause there is shit everywhere in it don't mean we are grubby...i also don't like you sommers...yeah you know why...shane and noel in the future i predict shane to be like some good singer and noel to be like some awersome drummer without a drum kit... although his job might be able to bring him one in...so in other words slothspeed will be the best band in the world after all if they were all perfect like shand and noel they would be like shane webber excpet with jobs...in your futre i hope you don't turn out like murray cause when yous play you won't be able to here shane sing cause he will be eating his collar...also never take after fezzy cause he is just a fucken idiot...i hate him so much...i have said enough now so just take my advice and remember one word...pugetheise it means
August 12, 2002 06:52:40 (GMT Time)
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you from:
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August 11, 2002 07:15:10 (GMT Time)
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Name: noel's mum
Email: at hotmail
HomePage:
Where are
you from: noel's mum's house
Comments: Whadda ya mean..."noels mum can't get any funnier"!!!!!!! Didja wanna pick a fight Alan????
August 11, 2002 02:54:03 (GMT Time)
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HomePage: http://
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August 7, 2002 10:52:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: Shane WeBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: The bin (apparantly )
Comments: It's wasen't a sixmonth old sandwich. It wasen't even a week old. What do you take me for, some sort of feral bastard?
August 7, 2002 04:58:02 (GMT Time)
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Name: anonimous
Email: anonimous
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: shanes mums fanny
Comments: yes shane i am ur long lost brother from quadgamajee and i did come from ur mums fanny .. few years before you arrived on the scene i decided to run away and go eat cheese on the streets mum sadi it would pay good money. while on the streets i ran into shane webbbbeeerrr who was fucking mizzi in the bin while eating a 6 month old sandwitch that he had found in the bin. well i only put 20 cents in the internet machine which i scabbed off some rich guy called noel who works at iga he's so cool alan is an asshole go eat some cheese asshole shane is my long lost brother maybe we should catch up some time call me on oh wait i dont have a phone or a house or a penis all i have is my.... i dont have anything... help meeeeee
August 6, 2002 11:23:25 (GMT Time)
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August 6, 2002 09:42:38 (GMT Time)
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Name: God
Email:
HomePage:
Where are
you from: Heaven
Comments: Yes, Satan does eat shit, plus he roots pigs. He also got beaten up by Brett and got gang-raped by the Blazer-Gang.
August 6, 2002 08:22:12 (GMT Time)
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Name: Shane WeBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email: www.satanisgay.com.au
HomePage: http://www.satanisapindick.com.au
Where are
you from: Fucked if I know
Comments: Satan is a pindick. Yeah,how do you like that, bitch? I suppose your gonna go cry now, wont you faggot boy ? And he eats shit
August 6, 2002 08:17:30 (GMT Time)
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Name: Satan
Email: rootofevil@underside.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: depths of hell
Comments: Shane webber's body makes my knees tremble. i love every move he makes, i can't wait when he lives with me, i am going to make love to him daily, i heard he loves a big juicy cock.
August 6, 2002 08:08:35 (GMT Time)
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Name: God
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Heaven
Comments: Jokes on you.
August 6, 2002 06:15:55 (GMT Time)
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Name: Sailorboy
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Shithole
Comments: Only one day now. One day until I have to go on that godforsaken boat. Sailing out to sea and over the horizon into a world of raging poofta's. Not Shane though. No, he will be at home jamming on my guitar, while I'll be out at sea getting jammed. And then Shane will get to go out on the boat and have fun with people who are his friends and who will not try and bumrush him every time he lets his guard down. Why does God hate me? Why can't he just stop raining shit on me for five minutes?
August 6, 2002 06:14:42 (GMT Time)
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Name: Shane WeBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email: http://www.binjuices.com.au
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: Whoevers house this computer belongs to.
Comments: I went to a Slothspeed session today. It was good. I freeloaded off Alan ( he gave me three cups of water ) and noticed that Alan has seven guitars, but Noel doesen't even have a drumkit. Just goes to show how much of a bum Noel really is. He might be all smug now that he got a job, but just last week he was unemployed scum like me. Also, Alan does not like carpet because it gives him a desease. I left just as Somers left, which was just CRAZY, and as I was leaving, Shane gave me the finger and said " Fuck you, Shane Webber " Just goes to go what great guys they are ( except Noel. Up yours Noel. )
August 6, 2002 01:49:19 (GMT Time)
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Name: cassa and danielle (noels sista)
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: malaysia
Comments: noel, your a wanker, but ur a funny fucker. Shane and allan, cool webpage. I don't know summers but i hear u can -play the guitar pretty good.
August 5, 2002 02:38:38 (GMT Time)
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August 4, 2002 04:04:26 (GMT Time)
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Name: Bundy High Ella
Email: www.blairsmydaddy.com.au
HomePage: www.boungetongue.com.au
Where are
you from: Feral Rock
Comments: Remember me Blair ? I got with you at that open house at Sharon. I was the one that gave you boungtongue. I got with you then moved on to somebody new while you were taking a piss. Made you feel like shit, didn't it Blair. And now you have boungtongue. Haha. Jokes on you.
August 3, 2002 04:18:40 (GMT Time)
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Name: Broodie Kensler
Email:
HomePage: http://www.PWOK4EVER.com
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you from:
Comments: I hope Murry likes me because he is so hot. It turns me on when he plays with his collar. But he might be out of my league because I'am an alchoholic black fella who got a worse report card then Shane Webber. I hope he asks me out one day so we can sit at home together playing with our collars and watching Mr Bean. I also eat shit.
August 3, 2002 04:12:50 (GMT Time)
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Name: Brodie
Email:
HomePage: http://www.PWOK4EVER.com
Where are
you from:
Comments: I hope Murry likes me because he is so hot. It turns me on when he plays with his collar. But he might be out of my league because I'am an alchoholic black fella who got a worse report card then Shane Webber. I hope he asks me out one day so we can sit at home together playing with our collars and watching Mr Bean. I also eat shit.
August 3, 2002 04:11:43 (GMT Time)
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Name: naked man from uganda
Email: i_ride_an_elephant_to_the_toilet@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://http://i eat zebra shit
Where are
you from: uganda
Comments: hey slothspeed i herdy u guys not that longy ago in this porno i wasy making with lots of whitey high school girlys in it. it was great. anyway i would likey to directy this commenty to the guys in white, the ones with the shoes that squeeky and the double dildos straped to the in side of your legys. i would justy likey to ask why you stealedy my ideays becausy i was goin to be the best internety man in uganda. any way then this giant hyena crept on this giant boner and im talkin actual size here ah like you know the leaning tower if pizza well thats about the same size as my dick. i always root heaps of girls and smoke about a bag of weed every hour and get chicks pregnant and not go to school but stay at home with mum and down about three bottles of op rum. yeh metal..... sick
August 2, 2002 12:09:16 (GMT Time)
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August 2, 2002 11:54:59 (GMT Time)
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Comments: fuck this guest book i just wrote a fucking huge thing for here and it didnt com up........ffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk metal..........sick
August 2, 2002 11:29:49 (GMT Time)
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Name: naked man from uganda
Email: i_ride_an_elephant_to_the_toilet@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://i eat zebra shit
Where are
you from: uganda
Comments: hey slothspeed i herdy u guys not that longy ago in this porno i wasy making with lots of whitey high school girlys in it. it was great. anyway i would likey to directy this commenty to the guys in white, the ones with the shoes that squeeky and the double dildos straped to the in side of your legys. i would justy likey to ask why you stealedy my ideays becausy i was goin to be the best internety man in uganda. any way then this giant hyena crept on this giant boner and im talkin actual size here ah like you know the leaning tower if pizza well thats about the same size as my dick. i always root heaps of girls and smoke about a bag of weed every hour and get chicks pregnant and not go to school but stay at home with mum and down about three bottles of op rum. yeh metal..... sick
August 2, 2002 11:14:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: blair
Email: whosyourdaddy.com
HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: Hey if theres any black ladies out there who want some action jus call me your daddy
August 2, 2002 10:38:15 (GMT Time)
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Name: blair russel
Email: whosyourdaddy.com
HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: Hey if theres any black ladies out there who want some action jus call me your daddy
August 2, 2002 10:37:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: Murray Bauer
Email: iloveshanewebber@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://shanewebberhasahotass.com
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you from:
Comments: I luv shane webber i get hot at nite jus thinking about hes half ass goatee that he has because he cant shave properly oh yeah and also i have to tell hartnett that i wanna meet up withhim on monday cause my mum jus bought me some shot glasses and a bottle of pine-o-clean
August 2, 2002 10:05:55 (GMT Time)
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Name: Noels Mum
Email: Fezzyisaf@tass.com
HomePage: http://murraybauerlikesmen.com
Where are
you from: im standing at your window staring at u rite now
Comments: Noel where the hell are u u were supposed to be home 15 minutes ago u promised ud watch Dawsons Creek with me and ur dinner (lard) is getting cold if u dont get home soon im gonna tell all ur friends ur secret thats right i know wot u do in ur room at night by yourself thats rite i caught u making out with ur poster of ronan keating
August 2, 2002 09:59:32 (GMT Time)
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Name: God
Email:
HomePage:
Where are
you from: Heaven
Comments: This is God. Yes. Think you are cool now, don't you? God's been on your site. Bless you all ( except Noel. Noel can get fucked and go to hell. I have already organized it with the Prince of Darkness ) I also just heard a Puddle Of Mudd song and it was boring, so I think I will forsake them too. I also believe that the band should give half the money they make to Shane Webber. You had want to, because Shane Webber is half god. He's like the new Jesus.
August 2, 2002 06:47:12 (GMT Time)
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Name: god of darkness
Email: youwillalldie@deathole
HomePage: http://I hate life.com
Where are
you from: hell
Comments: I hate this site and i am cut all of your foreskins of you dirty cunts
August 1, 2002 23:15:33 (GMT Time)
br>Name: Shane WeBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email:
HomePage: http://www.binjuices.com.au
Where are
you from: Whoevers house this computer belongs to.
Comments: I went to a Slothspeed session today. It was good. I freeloaded off Alan ( he gave me three cups of water ) and noticed that Alan has seven guitars, but Noel doesen't even have a drumkit. Just goes to show how much of a bum Noel really is. He might be all smug now that he got a job, but just last week he was unemployed scum like me. Also, Alan does not like carpet because it gives him a desease. I left just as Somers left, which was just CRAZY, and as I was leaving, Shane gave me the finger and said " Fuck you, Shane Webber " Just goes to go what great guys they are ( except Noel. Up yours Noel. )
August 1, 2002 07:05:55 (GMT Time)
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Name: jamima
Email:
HomePage: http://
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you from:
Comments: OHHH i wanna have your baby NOEL...
August 1, 2002 01:25:17 (GMT Time)
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Name: alan's sister
Email: holden_escapee@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: the world will never be the same
August 1, 2002 01:20:39 (GMT Time)
Name: Ernie Dingo
Email: yibbyshowbang@himhim.com
HomePage: http://dillyflop.com
Where are
you from: over there --->
Comments: Alan wishes he could drum like noel, play guitar like shane and slap like somers. But he can't, the only reason he is in the band is because of his sexy legs. With out his sexy legs, Alan would be nothing, and i mean NOTHING.
July 31, 2002 23:56:23 (GMT Time)
Name: the best drummer in the world
Email: i-rule-at-drumming@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://the-rest-of-the-band-sux-ass.com
Where are
you from: planet vegeta. but that was a long time ago.....
Comments: wow! i can't believe how much the band sux. except for noel. the rest of the band is holding noel back from reaching the potential of legendary drummer status that is rightfully his. i mean while the other so called 'members' of this so called 'band' are fooling around and jaming on there silly little guitars, noel is rocking in the free world and making a living, earning some cash *bling* *bling*, supporting starving little puffy belly africans who live in africa and have puffy bellys. not to mention being the owner of a succesful company. you may have heard of it...'microsoft' hmmm? mmmkay! you think bill gates is real? no, its only noel, noel in glasses. kinda like superman! y'know! BYE!
July 31, 2002 09:57:18 (GMT Time)
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Name: Showman
Email: what the hell is e-mail
HomePage: My home is a caravan
Where are
you from: A place where there ain't no showers
Comments: Remember me Noel. We met at the show last year. You liked my pants. Yes. See you next year Noel.
July 31, 2002 07:46:26 (GMT Time)
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Name: Showman
Email: what the hell is e-mail
HomePage: My home is a caravan
Where are
you from: A place where there ain't no showers
Comments: Remember me Noel. We met at the show last year. You liked my pants, and I beat you up. Yes. See you next year Noel.
July 31, 2002 07:44:36 (GMT Time)
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Name: They call me " sailorboy "
Email: Help me
HomePage: http://noiamnotgaydonttouchme.bigwwesellforless.com
Where are
you from: Home. I want to go home
Comments: Plese help me. I'am at sea. I am stuck on a boat with people who want to take advantage of me. I'am scared. All the cool people got to go on the straight boat, but I have to go on the fag boat ( or the love boat, Semen Of The Sea, HMAS Poofta as they sometimes call it.) It just me a a flock of homosexuel imbreds who always whistle at me. The only person I have to talk to is fezzy ( he works at Big W so he is gay too, but you can get some bloody good bargins there. I got a Godsmack CD there for 21 bucks when it is 25 at Sanity. Fuck Sanity. But that was also at the Big W in Cairns where fezzy dosen't work, so fezzy can screw himself ) and Hartnett, but he scares the fuck out of me. The captain isn't gay, but some of the crew are. At night people always fall out of there bunks and try and fall into mine, and at shower time - no brett ! no !...argghhh..
July 31, 2002 07:30:46 (GMT Time)
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Name: Gab Boyd
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: B'berg, Shalom
Comments: Your site looks pretty damn good...not enough Incubus though he he. I can't believe that four simple boys can go on with so much damn crap but it's impressive. Good luck with all the band stuff and I'll be in the front row when you hit the big world. xx
July 31, 2002 02:56:17 (GMT Time)
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Name:
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: ty
July 30, 2002 23:17:04 (GMT Time)
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Name: bob
Email: bob
HomePage: http://bob.com
Where are
you from: bob
Comments: bob
July 30, 2002 23:14:35 (GMT Time)
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Name: Shane WeBBBBBEEEERRRRRR!!!!
Email:
HomePage: http://SHANEWEBBER.com
Where are
you from: Behind you.
Comments: Noel you stupid bastard. You walked dogshit through my house. I hate you Noel. You stole my frozen peas. I was really looking forward to those peas. But you didn't think about that, did you Noal?. No. It's all about Noel, isint it?. Fuck you, Noel. Fuck you right in the ear.
July 30, 2002 23:06:57 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: hines@theinsideofmystomach.com
HomePage: http://chin.com
Where are
you from: bumdy
Comments: i said i like spaghetti
July 30, 2002 10:54:54 (GMT Time)
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Name: Jessie
Email: jess_rocks18@hotmail.com / messy_jessie123@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://umm don't know
Where are
you from: good old bundy
Comments: i am just...speachless, i don't know how to put it into words, but i'll try.....the website is good(cause it has my name on it)....nah it is great guys good effort, keep adding more and more to it...love ya guys(yes u shane)
July 30, 2002 10:32:08 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: iwatchporn@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: i like spaghetti
July 29, 2002 06:50:19 (GMT Time)
Name: jenna kettle and tahnee stitt
Email: jenna_kettle_roxyfox@hotmail.com, little_baby_girl21@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://hi guys.com
Where are
you from: bundy
Comments: hi guys just checking out your web site its really kool luv all the photos, looks like you all have fun ne ways in case you didnt know we are friends of alan shane matt and crew. ok boys peace out see you round rock on --- good luck wid the band luv us p.s just a little joke its a blonde joke Why did the blonde have square tits???? because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box ha ha ha bye guys
July 26, 2002 02:31:02 (GMT Time)
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Name: Lort 'n' Biddy
Email: lortno1@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://www.walksintherain.com
Where are
you from: colarado new calodonia
Comments: we love you guys!!! and we we're wondering if your in a relationship cause we're crazy about you!!!Whats your favourite colour? Do you date outside your race? and do you believe having a baby at 22 unmarried is wrong? and is it fair for your family to turn there back on you? What do you think about rain? Firstly we love you! Take us, TAKE US NOW! Love BL
July 26, 2002 02:23:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: sammy t
Email: phatphoreva@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: well thats relly sad if u havent been given the little talk about the birds and the bees guys
Comments: hi guys..just wanted to say g'day..and ur shite is awesome..ur a bunch of crack ups tha lot of ya..um..yeah..nib high football rules!!!!
July 25, 2002 11:59:30 (GMT Time)
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Name: Megan
Email: meggy_lou59@hotmail.com
HomePage:
Where are
you from: Brizzy
Comments: Hey guys, I am Alan's cuz and I think that your website kicks arse. 'Rock on!!
July 25, 2002 07:02:44 (GMT Time)
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Name: Megan
Email: meggy
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments:
July 25, 2002 07:01:12 (GMT Time)
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Name: Keeta
Email:
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from: fundaberg
Comments: matt wanted me to sign this, so i am. site looks good - some funny little remarks here and there. yeah woo hoo
July 25, 2002 03:09:47 (GMT Time)
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Name: aimee
Email: piss off u'll send me junk
HomePage:
Where are
you from: crapnock
Comments: strawberry fields forever
July 24, 2002 12:50:56 (GMT Time)
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Email:
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you from:
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July 23, 2002 12:23:09 (GMT Time)
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you from:
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July 23, 2002 12:12:54 (GMT Time)
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Name: Rozee
Email:
Where are
you from: a shadow behind a car on a sunny day
Comments: SOmers is a pumpkin eater...and so is Peter...Peter peter pumpkin eater is who i'm talkin bout. Yeah you know who you are....
July 23, 2002 12:09:38 (GMT Time)
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Name: aaron tapp
Email: idiot@stupidhead.com
Where are
you from: the dead
Comments: im a stupid head
July 23, 2002 12:03:44 (GMT Time)
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Name: Stop harrasing me, I just want to be friends
Email: retro_crono@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: Mum
Comments: I am watchamcallits No. 1 fan. YEA!!! Haven't heard them play though =(
July 23, 2002 12:00:01 (GMT Time)
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Email:
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you from:
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July 23, 2002 10:22:49 (GMT Time)
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Name: jeremy
Email: i_rollerblade@msn.com
Where are
you from: Bundaberg
Comments: i eat poo
July 23, 2002 07:19:05 (GMT Time)
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Name: Karli
Email: lancasterkarli@hotmail.com
Where are
you from:
Comments: Well reall can't wait to hear you guys. I think there's a very good chance you could possibly be the next Backstreet Boys. If you ever want to make a video clip just ask, I know people...
July 22, 2002 07:21:43 (GMT Time)
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Name: Karli
Email: lancasterkarli@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: bundy!!
Comments: Good job fellas!! An interesting read, very humorous. Keep up the good work. I'd like to be notified of your gigs so I can come and support. Love Karls
July 22, 2002 06:50:36 (GMT Time)
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Name: ben
Email: stankyjocks@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: ipt
Comments: im your biggest fan-e
July 22, 2002 00:31:02 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: captainlongwanger@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: uranus
Comments: keep up the good work. i have all your cds and they r great. i love matt when he plays bass naked. hard dick.
July 22, 2002 00:26:48 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: captainlongwanger@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: uranus
Comments: keep up the good work. i have all your cds and they r great. i love matt when he plays bass naked. hard dick.
July 22, 2002 00:26:28 (GMT Time)
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Name: brenny
Email: captainlongwanger@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: uranus
Comments: keep up the good work. i have all your cds and they r great. i love matt when he plays bass naked.
July 22, 2002 00:26:10 (GMT Time)
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Name: wayne
Email: me@myworld.com
Where are
you from: my dads testicles
Comments: i love slothspeed. they are probably the greatest band since bardot. they will be the next scandul'us, thats what i think anyway
July 22, 2002 00:13:19 (GMT Time)
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Name: jeff
Email: jeff@jeff.com
Where are
you from: the land down under
Comments: I HATE SLOTHSPEED. THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE MAYBE THE WORST BAND IN THE WORLD. NEARLY AS BAD AS METALLICA. SCREW SLOTHSPEED, SCREW THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES
July 21, 2002 03:17:52 (GMT Time)
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Name: stevo clint and mitchum
Email: hairy harmonicka
Where are
you from: indonesia
Comments: fanny dog poop fucka mole ass penis igidy gryb igloo eskimo ear wig prickle ringworm hoe pie
July 20, 2002 23:11:10 (GMT Time)
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Name: Fezzy
Email: fezzy_the_champ@hotmail.com
Where are
you from: Mozumbique
Comments:
July 20, 2002 03:50:31 (GMT Time)
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Name: SPROGGA
Email: sprogga81@msn.com
Where are
you from: Bundaberg
Comments: Hey guys this is a pretty good site u have made up, OK this is the deal when u guys get famous i want a copy of ur CD for free ok otherwise im gonna kick u in the head well probably not all i would do really is go and buy it but anyway we can see wat happens when that time comes anyway im off. catcha later
July 20, 2002 03:40:24 (GMT Time)
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Name: naked man from uganda
Email: i_ride_an_elephant_to_the_toilet@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://i eat zebra shit
Where are
you from: uganda
Comments: hey slothspeed i herdy u guys not that longy ago in this porno i wasy making with lots of whitey high school girlys in it. it was great. anyway i would likey to directy this commenty to the guys in white, the ones with the shoes that squeeky and the double dildos straped to the in side of your legys. i would justy likey to ask why you stealedy my ideays becausy i was goin to be the best internety man in uganda. any way then this giant hyena crept on this giant boner and im talkin actual size here ah like you know the leaning tower if pizza well thats about the same size as my dick. i always root heaps of girls and smoke about a bag of weed every hour and get chicks pregnant and not go to school but stay at home with mum and down about three bottles of op rum. yeh metal..... sick
August 2, 2002 11:14:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: blair
Email: whosyourdaddy.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: Hey if theres any black ladies out there who want some action jus call me your daddy
August 2, 2002 10:38:15 (GMT Time)
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Name: blair russel
Email: whosyourdaddy.com
HomePage: http://
Where are
you from:
Comments: Hey if theres any black ladies out there who want some action jus call me your daddy
August 2, 2002 10:37:53 (GMT Time)
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Name: Murray Bauer
Email: iloveshanewebber@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://shanewebberhasahotass.com
Where are
you from:
Comments: I luv shane webber i get hot at nite jus thinking about hes half ass goatee that he has because he cant shave properly oh yeah and also i have to tell hartnett that i wanna meet up withhim on monday cause my mum jus bought me some shot glasses and a bottle of pine-o-clean
August 2, 2002 10:05:55 (GMT Time)
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Name: Noels Mum
Email: Fezzyisaf@tass.com
HomePage: http://murraybauerlikesmen.com
Where are
you from: im standing at your window staring at u rite now
Comments: Noel where the hell are u u were supposed to be home 15 minutes ago u promised ud watch Dawsons Creek with me and ur dinner (lard) is getting cold if u dont get home soon im gonna tell all ur friends ur secret thats right i know wot u do in ur room at night by yourself thats rite i caught u making out with ur poster of ronan keating
August 2, 2002 09:59:32 (GMT Time)
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Name: God
Email:
HomePage:
Where are
you from: Heaven
Comments: This is God. Yes. Think you are cool now, don't you? God's been on your site. Bless you all ( except Noel. Noel can get fucked and go to hell. I have already organized it with the Prince of Darkness ) I also just heard a Puddle Of Mudd song and it was boring, so I think I will forsake them too. I also believe that the band should give half the money they make to Shane Webber. You had want to, because Shane Webber is half god. He's like the new Jesus.
August 2, 2002 06:47:12 (GMT Time)
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Name: god of darkness
Email: youwillalldie@deathole
HomePage: http://I hate life.com
Where are
you from: hell
Comments: I hate this site and i am cut all of your foreskins of you dirty cunts
August 1, 2002 23:15:33 (GMT Time)
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