Matt Power is a gross dick
People always ask me such things like: "are you gonna pay for that?", "dude, that aint for eaten" and "i f*cking hate you soo much, i want to kill you". Although only one of those three were actually questions, they all have the same meaning "is it really possible for a band made up of three dickheads and one genious (Noel smyth)to become famous in only three weeks?". and the answer is plain and simple - no. Hence the reason why we aren't famous yet. But we will get there soon, all we need is lard, i mean love. The road to succes may be slow, it may be windy, it may be rough and make our pinky toes hurt because the rocks are too sharp, but by golly we are going to make it up that road, even if it means kicking out Alan because he can't get a damn note right.

In the words of Billy Corgan "Rock on people!!!"

This is my friend Steve. One day he stuck his tongue out and he just couldnt put it back in. He's weird.

ok listin up because we are really poor and this this is a free site, we don't want to pay money to enhance the site. So what will be happening soon is you can follow a link to the next part of our site. i will update this soon.

The Best Sites in The World
Tool the official site of tool, an awesome site where you can discover the brilliance of maynard james keenan
Metallica metallica's official site where you can get all the news.
Audioslave you probably havent heard of them, but they will dominate the world
Sloths everything you need to know about the greatest animal ever. the sloth

Other sites that are equally as good but would be better with peanut sauce
The CBC crew Some Bundy boys (even our very own Noel Smyth) are in a crewe called CBC, this is an entertaining site to guys who like their pants rising.
Noels site Noel wasn't happy with this site due to the lack of the pictures of his hot body, so he decided to make his own.
Brenny and Rehb's Site brenny and rehb are two guys with too much time on their hands. by time of course i mean penis.
The Malkums The malkums would be like brothers to us if they were spawned by our parents.
Best Before Yesterday probably the best band before yesterday......then they went off........in both senses of the word

a COOL dragonballz site one of the best shows ever joins the net

Alans brother TOM's site Very funny indeed.......Tom shreds almost as good as Alan.....ALMOST!!!!
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