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Matthew Somers
Matthew, also known as 'hey, where did my cat go??' was born in the heart of the heartland of terrijinga, situated in belontill. he was brought up by strange people known only as 'his parents' and began learning the bass when he accidently ordered one instead of a basic t'shirt. He now lives with people siply known as 'a band' and writes and plays things known plainly to the world as 'songs'. This continued on for many years and these songs that the band were playing began to attract many angry but often polite llamas and sloths. they began to live with the sloths and matt became friends with the head llama:angus young. (yes, the ac dc guitarist is a llama) many gigs and fun times have been had for many things that we on earth call 'years'
SOME TRUE FACTS about matt(hey where did my cat go).....
height: 23 cm
weight: umm it took like 3 hours
eyes: three
hair: not as much as there used to be
shorts: off
favourite passtime: licking angry dogs while sitting in a bowl of chocolate milk.
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Alan Wilson
Alan, known as the quiet person of the band grew up in the heart of Congo. Being bought up by a pack of wild weasels Alan is constatly eating hamsters out of barrels.
Alan started playing guitar when he was inspired by a homeless man named frock who had a cat. Alan met this homeless man after he threw rocks at his house. The homeless man (frock)got mad, came out side of his house and started yelling "me be frock". Ever since this eventfull day Alan has been playing the guitar.
Alans main influence to his guitar work would have to be Bill Cosby.
MORE STUFF (in fact form)
Hieght - 176cm
weight - 69kg
Hair - blonde
Eyes - blue
Legs - sexy
Favorite food - cheese
Favorite board game - hungry hippos
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Alan and Shane |
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Shane Parsons
Shane parsons was born in a giant test tube in the undergraound lab of Dr. Quadjamajee. He grew up eating seaweed and plastic bags. At the age of 15 he decided to leave the lab and destroy the earth but this did not beam true. So he found these three guys who were in a band situated in the amazon living with lots of angry sloths and asked if he could join the band. Because they felt sorry for him they said "OK" and then they did some line dancing in a circle. Shane learnt how to sing like Enya after that and then the band was good (i spose). Somers sings too. Alan does background vocals and Noel sings about that woman from Las Vegas that had a husband who was really rich but all he wanted to do is use his animal instinks and get a load off.
MORE STUFF (in fact form)
height- 1m 20cm
weight- 239kg
hair- brown
eyes- hazel/dark green
legs- taste like rotten cheese
favourite food- battered lard on toast
favourite board game- mouse trap
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Our wonderful bassist with some chick |
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Noel smyth
Noel was originally born on planet Vegeta and was sent to earth to destroy it. Thought to be a low class warrior, noel has proved himself time and time again to be a threat to the entire universe and has trouble fitting into any reasonably sized shirt because of his rippling muscles. Noel fights for the side of good, so good its almost bad, real bad, and that basically sums up noel, a pikelet with muscles, a real bad, yet freakishly good looking pikelet. One that jams, jams with the soul of apricot, but with the body of raspberry and the mind of strawberry. In some countries noels name is pronounced 'shitface', and 'turdmonkey', sometimes even 'heywhosthatinthebushes!', but if you see him, just remember he's a human being, and we all get tempted sometimes and everyone does it so just leave him alone because you're all cynical assholes. I've said too much. i must go
Vitals
Hieght - 689cm
weight - fat boy on a diet
eyes - eye don't know
hair - hairlarious (soon he will be bald)
mouth - yeah i breathe through it, and sometimes eat with it as well. its alright i s'pose.
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Heppy Luttle Sloth |
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